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Fake-vegan

'I dont like meat'

2 days later eats meat!

Fake-vegan
by Courtney Sweeny February 4, 2019
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Vegan

Someone who wears green and has white hair. Should normally be in their 20s but really look like they're in their 60s. Constantly asks Asian people about what body soap they use.
Erin the Vegan kept asking Brandon about his favorite soap brand.

Erin: What kind of body soap do you use?
Brandon: I use Old Spice
Erin: That's not vegan.
by Brandonhateserin March 28, 2021
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Vegan

(Verb)
To vegan
Definition: To do something very vegan-like for the pure reason of veganism. Mostly used about vegans but also used about people who fails miserably in doing something vegan
Definition: To do something very vegan-like for the pure reason of veganism. Mostly used about vegans but also used about people who fails miserably in doing something vegan

Examples:
He didn't vegan hard enough and got sick from not having enough B12 in his system
I tried to vegan, but I accidentially put meat in the salat.. again
I have been veganing for 3 years (alternative to "I have been a vegan for 3 years)
I vegan 3 days a week (do not eat meat 3 days a week)
He vegans, he veganned last week, I vegan every day, he has veganned, he was veganing last week, I did vegan, he has been veganing.
by Muffin Moon May 29, 2017
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Ex-vegan

An ex-vegan is someone who is no longer vegan. Many vegans quit veganism due to health reasons, hair loss or other reasons such as craving meat and so they go back to eating animal products.

Unfortunately, many ex vegans get a lot of hate just because they’re no longer vegan or just because they want to improve their health and aren’t able to do so on the vegan diet. Not everyone knows that veganism doesn’t work for everyone.

On the other hand, some vegans actually accept people who are no longer vegan and are very supportive of them.
Ex-vegan: Hello guys, I’m no longer vegan which means I am now back to eating animal products as veganism hasn’t been working for me. I am doing because of health reasons and I have been dealing with hair loss.

Rude vegans: How dare you! More animals are going to die because of you! All of your hard work was all for nothing!
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vegan backdoor entry

to use hummus as lube for anal sex
Todd : “Yeah man she’s a vegan, dunno if i should smash”

Jack : “She’s a vegan? She might enjoy a bit of hummus in her ass”

Todd : “Vegan Backdoor Entry? Totally Tubular!”
by axelotyll November 12, 2020
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Vegan dinosaur

A breed of dinosaur made from broccoli that impregnated a female trex.
Wow that vegan dinosaur has a nice bum
by T to the G October 6, 2020
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vegan beef

When two passionate vegans, have beef. Aka there is a fight between eachother, most commonly about how the other is not taking veganism seriously.
Did you hear about Jennifer and paris’s vegan beef?

Yea! They’re never going to be friends again!
by A proud Jew April 24, 2018
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