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Vegan Cannibal

Someone that cuts you open just to motorboat your insides
I hear that vegan cannibals are the new hot thing since its more ethical.
by Goose9461 September 5, 2022
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vegan beef

having/starting beef with someone when there's no actual hard feelings between you two; it's just for fun.
I have some vegan beef with my best friend Chase because he wouldn't shut up about his game yesterday, so I think it'd be funny to ignore him and see how long it takes for him to notice.
by degenerasian February 11, 2022
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Vegan

A slutty smug self satisfied son of a bitch that thinks that if they are righteous not to eat anything that harms animals. Cows get their titties sucked for milk, this has been deemed unethical by these fucks but slicing and chopping plants is all right.
*fails a maths test*
Are you a fucking vegan?
by Constable Cunt September 21, 2019
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salad vegan

Someone who goes vegan but hasn't learned what nutrition is, so they eat almost only vegetables. Usually gives up veganism after a month and tells everyone they could never do it.
Whether well-meaning or looking for attention, salad vegans usually give up veganism after a month of starvation, having consumed neither protein nor fat nor a nutritional recommendation, but with prolonged brain degeneration due to lack of vitamin B12, some go on to become the crazy neighbor next door.
by 195758109843 May 18, 2022
mugGet the salad veganmug.

vegan

You’re cool, or you’re a bitch about it.
They think they’re better for not harming animals, but they really aren’t.
1:Are all vegan people jerks?
2: No, some are cool people?
3: Hey, don’t ya think we all are cool peope?
1,2 4: No.
by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 4, 2021
mugGet the veganmug.

vegan meat pie

When multiple gay guys run a train on a girl.
“Hey Susie, I got a vegan meat pie this weekend, it was great”
by ApplejacksCereal January 27, 2019
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Nutella Vegan

A person who follows the vegan rules but also eats Nutella
He is a nutella vegan
by nutella vegan February 25, 2017
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