Video game vision

Experiencing a brief impression of experiencing life from the vantage point of a third-person camera, usually a result of long gaming binges. Can also happen more vividly in one's dreams.
Man, I've been playing way too much Metal Gear. I was out jogging and had some crazy video game vision.
by Bladeroller November 08, 2015
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Cute Videoed

The awkward moment when you see your friend posting a cute video on a girl's FB wall. Often the first public sign of a crush that will snowball into a PDA-heavy relationship.
Example of Cute Videoed:

- John: "Did you see Carl post that puppy video on Sarah's FB wall? Beginning of the end."

- Rich: "(eyeroll)”
by the fuuuuck? January 08, 2014
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Video Game Gutter

Any individual obsessed with playing video games, to the point that they are continuosly distracted from reality .
Please son/daughter, please get your head out of the video game gutter....
by rma1234 September 23, 2021
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A day when everyone should get a video of a pussy squirting the more the better
Today is Apirl 11 ( NATIONAL PUSSY SQUIRTING VIDEO DAY )I should send Tristan a video of this pussy squiting
by Titty daddy April 11, 2024
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video reluctance

The overwhelming fear of being recorded live on camera because the thought of mass amounts of people publicly viewing you on the internet is too overwhelming to handle.
When our Video Team comes into businesses to film staff at work, people scatter like roaches due to Video Reluctance.
by TeamVaetas April 06, 2017
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video game myself

A more lucrative way of saying you would kill yourself because of something silly. Almost exclusively used sarcastically.
Person 1: Did you see what Elon just did to Twitter?
Person 2: Yeah, it makes me want to video game myself
by bidnieumeostet February 13, 2023
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