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twisting my knob

something you say when people keep bugging you
“why you keep twisting my knob?”
by sksksksksdank January 16, 2019
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mexican tie and twist

When a women stuffs your dick in a taco and twists it, then eats it
Yo oliver, me and my girl did a mexican tie and twist!
by m marlow May 20, 2024
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pretzel twisting

Putting ones penis(stolen) into a German vomans vagina(pretzel) and thrusting vigorously until orgasm.
Ryan: Did you do some pretzel twisting last night with that chick?
Alex: Three times last night and once this morning, I'm a pretzel twisting machine.

Oh, pretzel twisting is wunderbar, Ja?
Ja.
by Fuzzy_R January 1, 2011
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twisted shrimp

When a male chastity device is used upside-down, locking the balls in place above the penis.
He asked me to give him a twisted shrimp, but I couldn't wrap my head around the logistics of his desire.
by TheTLang April 9, 2019
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A Twisted Christmas

The Amazing Christmas album by Twisted Sister released in 2006 which was the 6th studio album, consisting of, 'Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas', 'Oh Come all ye Faithful' (to the music of we're not gonna take it), 'Silver bells', 'Deck the halls', 'I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus', 'white Christmas', 'I'll be home for Christmas', 'let it snow, let it snow, let it snow', 'The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire)', 'Heavy Metal Christmas (the twelve days of Christmas)', and 'We Wish You a Twisted Christmas'
Someone: "Whats your favorite Christmas album?"
Me: "Hmm I would have to say, 'A Twisted Christmas' by Twisted Sister
by Random guy making stupid words December 6, 2023
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Bottle Twisting

The act of mimicking another person’s behavior, actions, or style often humorously, as a pretext to do the same thing oneself without facing consequences or criticism. Bottletwisting usually carries a playful or mischievous undertone, implying that the imitator is “twisting the situation” to justify their actions under the guise of imitation.
Stop Bottle Twisting, youre just like him/her
by gyattmaster1 September 25, 2025
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twisted images

From 1997-2014 they were one of the best truck clubs on the west coast
Oh look twisted images is featured in another magazine.
by Westcoastalliance January 2, 2017
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