by sksksksksdank January 16, 2019

by m marlow May 20, 2024

Putting ones penis(stolen) into a German vomans vagina(pretzel) and thrusting vigorously until orgasm.
Ryan: Did you do some pretzel twisting last night with that chick?
Alex: Three times last night and once this morning, I'm a pretzel twisting machine.
Oh, pretzel twisting is wunderbar, Ja?
Ja.
Alex: Three times last night and once this morning, I'm a pretzel twisting machine.
Oh, pretzel twisting is wunderbar, Ja?
Ja.
by Fuzzy_R January 1, 2011

He asked me to give him a twisted shrimp, but I couldn't wrap my head around the logistics of his desire.
by TheTLang April 9, 2019

The Amazing Christmas album by Twisted Sister released in 2006 which was the 6th studio album, consisting of, 'Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas', 'Oh Come all ye Faithful' (to the music of we're not gonna take it), 'Silver bells', 'Deck the halls', 'I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus', 'white Christmas', 'I'll be home for Christmas', 'let it snow, let it snow, let it snow', 'The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire)', 'Heavy Metal Christmas (the twelve days of Christmas)', and 'We Wish You a Twisted Christmas'
Someone: "Whats your favorite Christmas album?"
Me: "Hmm I would have to say, 'A Twisted Christmas' by Twisted Sister
Me: "Hmm I would have to say, 'A Twisted Christmas' by Twisted Sister
by Random guy making stupid words December 6, 2023

The act of mimicking another person’s behavior, actions, or style often humorously, as a pretext to do the same thing oneself without facing consequences or criticism. Bottletwisting usually carries a playful or mischievous undertone, implying that the imitator is “twisting the situation” to justify their actions under the guise of imitation.
by gyattmaster1 September 25, 2025

by Westcoastalliance January 2, 2017
