turd slide 

Slang term used when jokingly referring to the rectum.

I have to give my feces a ride on the turd slide.

turd slide by Stephen McDonnell July 16, 2008

Turd Chalet 

n. An out house or gas station restroom. Also known as a shitter.

I stopped to get gas and Kyle T. had hot mud butt and had to use the turd chalet.

Turd Chalet by Jawilly20 January 5, 2008

turd tard 

I mix between a turd(poo) and a tard(mentally ill person). This word is usually used as another useless and random insult.

You are such a turd tard Phillip!

No Rebecca, you are the fat turd tard!

turd tard by Devvinnn March 28, 2009

Turd Hammock 

Adult Diapers like Depends according to Bob And Tom

Hey old man you wanna buy some Turd Hammocks?

Turd Hammock by guitarbomb05 February 14, 2012

turd burglar

Forget the other definitions, a "turd burglar" is in fact, a toilet.
You sit, and it burgles the turds from your sphincter.

Ok let's go!

Hang on, I gotta go to the turd burglar first.

(15 minutes later)

Awesome, I'm all ready! My ass has been proper burgled.

turd burglar by wild nothing December 18, 2012

turd sucker 

A ugly person who constantly has a poop breath in the morning.

Gabriel is a turd sucker

turd sucker by pinkporkypid May 3, 2018

Turd in a punch bowl 

This is a sexual fetish in which a willing participant dons a pair of deep sea swim fins and a full faced snorkel mask. While handcuffed nude and on his knees a group of full bladdered women enter the room and attach and large pet cone (lamp shade) around the participants neck. One by one each women urinates into the cone until the participants face is fully submerged. At this point the final vixen then tops it off with a long over due bowle movement, thus creating the bliss of a turd in a punch bowl!

Honey, don't forget your full faced snorkle mask for tonight's swinger party. Remember it's you week to take the "Turd in a punch bowl".

Turd in a punch bowl by Ray Sissome February 2, 2021