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Titler

Hitler with tits. A bossy,impatient,demanding woman.May be any age but usually menopausal so they have that little mustache.
My wife pulled a titler and won't let me go to the bar with the guys.
by Da Barge May 3, 2019
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Turtle-bite

When a man is peeing and he pinches his balls in his belt buckle but cannot remove them straight away because if he does he will end up missin the bowl and pissin everywhere. He just has to endure the pain until his piss is over.
I just got a heavy turtle-bite over behind those bushes. Ow, fuck!
by Crackpotslingshot May 14, 2019
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traleiah

Traleiah- she is smart, beautiful, helpful and loyal asf☺️
Bro: Damn hood who dat ?
Friend: bro dats TRALEIAH aye I heard she loyal and if u play with her she might kill u 🥵!
by Babygirll🤪🥵 August 1, 2019
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Turtle Shock

When you fuck your girl turtle style and she can't walk for 24 Hours
by LAGOUT July 20, 2019
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Turtle Head

When you get home after a long day needing to take a gargantuan shit and so you run to the toilet and knock over your kid in the hallway and slam the bathroom door shut and wait for that sweet sweet moment when you gloriously defecate all over the bathroom but instead end up straining your asscheeks for an hour only for a tiny ass piece of shit to slightly poke its way out of your asshole. That piece of shit is called a turtle head and know you have to choose to behead your turtle either by straining your asscheeks closed or pulling the piece of shit out with your fingers and now your hand smells of ass and your kid is crying in the hallway and you still have to make dinner and oh fuck why am I still alive
Mom: Jimothy, alight from your dwelling in order to receive nutrition handcrafted by your own mother.
Jimothy, tearfully: Mother, how I wish to fulfill that which you have requested of me! But alas, I am unable to, for I am stuck in the predicament of having to deal with a Turtle Head!
Mother, wailing: Jimothy, my dear beloved son! How I weep for you! How I mourn! That you should have to deal with such an ordeal! I am so deeply sorry, but alas, am unable to help.
by BaddSpelur October 31, 2019
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Turtle dogging

The same concept as prarie dogging and having a turtle head poking out, just combined into one phrase. A chance to drop both bombs at once.
'For breakfast I ate a kale salad, a bag of baby carrots, a can of beets and a ginger apple smoothie. I just drank a strong coffee, took a bump of coke and a drag of a cigarette and now I'm turtle dogging the most epic schwoop poop ever.'
by Bubblegumblue January 3, 2020
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Turtle Nugget

A tasty snack for anyone in the mood to eat something expensive
Hey guys I'm bored so I'm going out to get some turtle nuggets!
by TurtleNugget912 January 30, 2020
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