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ninja burn

To unexpectedly burn anyone after being idle or silent during a conversation or situation.

To insult successfully without being involved.
Some guy ninja burned us on the bus today.

The only time Rob ever says anything is when he sees the opportunity for a ninja burn.
by yournamesalreadybeingused October 16, 2010
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Rebellious Ninja

A person that is capable of doing all things in an unthinkable way
by mapineapple August 28, 2012
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urban ninja

A person in dark clothing who darts out in front of your moving car at night. Any person appearing out of nowhere in an urban setting.
God damn these urban ninjas! You can never see where they come from. One day I'm gonna accidently run over one of these motherfuckers on the way to Taco Bell!
by Sgt. Abe Carver October 3, 2004
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Ninja Library

The quietest place on earth.
I'm really surprised at how things are at the Ninja Library, very quiet !
by izcool May 10, 2008
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Hobo Ninja

An entity, either homeless or appearing so, that practices the stealthy fictional arts of Karatsu, Tae Kung, etc. Usually carry at least one eating utensil as a weapon. You can find at least one of these in Grand Central.
The Hobo Ninja would have used his centered force to drop a mountain on you, but the soup kitchen opened early.
by Hobo Ninja June 25, 2004
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ninja turtles

It is a group of 5 frineds Leonardo, Raphael, Michelangelo, Donatello and their sensei, Master Splinter and they spend their nights making fun of others behide their backs and they get a kick out of it.
I went out with the ninja turtles last night and they are still the same old people making fun of people it is just sad.
by Avery Manshake January 13, 2008
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Ninja Whipped

a. Being totally whipped in a relationship and having it so artfully done that you don't even know that you are being kept in line.

b. Making a comment that cuts someone down to size but in such a subtle way they don't realize it until much later.
A. "Nah dude, I don't have like a real girlfriend or anything..." "Oh yah, do you have a girl who would be extremely upset to hear you saying that?" "Um, well, yeah... I do have that and would never say it around her." "Haha dude, you are totally ninja whipped!" (Usually followed by a text or phone call that ends with the person in denial going off to do the ninja whippers bidding)

B. "Do these pants make me look fat?" No! Not at all, they look really great on you." "Oh ok, thanks" "Sure no problem, however I read in an article that the color of the shirt you have on tends to add about 15 pounds when paired with jeans like that." "Oh um, ok..." *long pause* "Haha, ninja whipped!"
by Melly Traumatic October 25, 2010
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