Junk Fuck

A person who rides around in an old beat up pick up truck looking through peoples trash for metal scrap to take to the junkyard to exchange for cash.

Junk Fuck: "You got major electrical problems, dude"

Ken: "Who was that guy?":

Brian: "Oh, some Junk Fuck"

by Superood February 18, 2023

videogame junk food

A videogame that does not improve or tries anything new to make it unique and stand out. It's basic and you've played something like it before. regardless, the game is still fun to play.

Keep in mind: if the game is bad, it's not videogame junk food.

"Call of Juarez Gunslinger is basically just videogame junk food."
"I know, that's why I love it."

by m'sir December 12, 2021

Junk Bonding

Actively pursuing making friends with the wrong people for alternative gain or for self sabotage.

Example one:

Mike: Why are you talking to that guy?
John: Oh I'm junk bonding so that I can get us those football tickets.

Example two:

Howard: I have never understood why you talk to that woman.
Pete: I'm junk bonding with her cause I'm in a dark place and I need to see this through.

by Wholeeyo October 26, 2022

Junk Bomb

A junkie. A person who is addicted to heroine/ fentanyl and is mentally unstable, not trustworthy, has no morals/dignity/respect or honor. Has no limits to their badness, nor has any common sense. And will typically rob, cheat, steal and/or swindle from anyone including their own family, friends, children, hospitals, churches/religious places of worship, ect., in order to acquire their drug of choice.

That person in front of us walking down the street, drooling and talking to themself, is a well known “junk bomb”.

by CornholioJoe September 27, 2025

Junk trunk psychologist

A backyard psychologist usually straight out of jail who thinks anyone that prefers the company of fit looking people rather than ppl who look like old boots and old footy’s is a sex offender and deserves to be extorted and harrassed based on their professional diagnosis. Sex offenders make them look like normal citizens so making a big deal out of a harmless situation is high in list of priorities.

I can’t find my fucking Undies and someone took a dump on my lounge room floor!

Yeh brah you got a visit from a junk trunk psychologist

by Cruciferous August 8, 2021

kick the bull in the junk

To poke or prod on a delicate topic or raise an unpopular opinion that will no doubt cause you backlash. Not unlike the response you would receive from kicking a bull in the junk.

You're just going to have to suck it up, and kick the bull in the junk, David.

by ew-david October 6, 2022

"junk" filter abuse

Where you falsely tag one or more legitimate e-mails as "spam" merely because you'd prefer not to read the messages due to their containing unwelcome content, such as reminding you that you owe money, are responsible for performing certain arduous/unpleasant tasks, etc.

Practicing "junk" filter abuse may indeed prevent unwelcome e-mails from showing up in your inbox, but it merely "delays the inevitable"... the chickens are still gonna come home to roost eventually (i.e., your creditors and/or da cops are still gonna come knocking on your door in da end), but by then they will be "cackling mad" at your selfish/offhanded ignoring of them and their genuine issues with you, and so they will likely scatter poop and loose feathers all over you (i.e., deal with you a lot more harshly) when they finally arrive on your doorstep, rather than just placidly settling down in their stalls for the night, the way they probably would have if you had simply addressed their concerns in a timely/appropriate manner in da first place!

by QuacksO October 28, 2018