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Tired As Penis

To be so tired you cannot see straight, or with a curve. Such as a erect penis.
"I was tired as penis last night. I fell down the stairs!"
by Joshandersonisawesome May 21, 2012
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fight the tired

after you take a couple of xanax or other sedatives and you start to feel tired you must fight the tired in order to get the high.
"i just took a xanax and i'm ready to take a nap"
"nah dude, you just gotta fight the tired!"
by wawawoowa September 18, 2009
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Spare Tire

When one person (said person can be single/taken/etc) hangs out with multiple couples at once, and can no longer be referred to as a “Third Wheel.” A “Third Wheel” usually applies to one person and ONE couple.
Person 1: “Yea man, I was at the movies with Shaun, Nick, and their girlfriends, it was pretty fun!”
Person 2: “You had fun? You weren’t even a “Third Wheel,” you hung out with two couples, that makes you a “Spare Tire.”

Person 3: “Hey!…Don’t worry man, you’ll find someone soon enough!”
by LookHoneyAnAbomination June 7, 2022
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Tunisian Tire Swing

Verb/Action - A sexual act invoking strong penile muscles and hand strength/grip. The goal is to swing from a man’s erect penis until ejaculation without letting go, swinging in mid air of course.
Person 1: Dude, any tips on how to get quirky in a unique way?

Person 2: Hear me out, the Tunisian Tire Swing
by gv_86 September 24, 2025
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Tired

An over used joke
Your shits tired G
by YungTugBoat July 24, 2021
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tired

a person who is tired of having to wake up being judged and left out, a person who gives to people but never gets back, a person who is the "bad guy" because they weren't the same as other people, a person who tries but never gets loved a person who cries themself to sleep because they need someone to hug them the way other people do to their friends

This is what it means to be tired.
by your mom ate deez nuts September 13, 2022
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tired lace front

a lace front that is worn out or has been used too much.
girl1: did you see her lace front?
girl2: yes bitch, that’s a tired lace front right there girl
by deaconess of mt zion church October 23, 2022
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