tire fire

The act of two heavily obese persons having sexual intercourse with such vigor and friction that two spare tires create a blaze of fire.

That's a tire fire waiting to happen.

by Luffa October 16, 2008

Tored

Tired/Bored

"I'm very tored." Me to, i am also tired and bored.

by hommounf December 1, 2010

tirade

1. A lot of words/wordstream
2. Double tempo rapper

1. Man, that lecture was like a tirade

2. Yo, that Nigga is a Tirade

by T-rade April 12, 2006

Flat tire

A girl with a flat ass

That girl has a flat tire

by Antistheoneandonly December 17, 2014

tird

Irish pronounciation of third

On te tird monday of te monh, we do na ge drunk

by Gumba+Gumba March 21, 2004

Tire madness

In Strong Bad e-mail 85, a wrestling type pay-per-view this Sunday in which Strong Mad will attempt to reclaim the heavyweight title from the tire.

Damn, even Tire Madness is better than that WWE shit.

by Johnny Rocketfingers September 22, 2003

tire paste

Pasting used to mount and remove tires, also known as rubber lubricant

Person 1: Hey mel got any of that smooth tire paste for mah car?

Person 3: Yea, just came in, it's gonna go on nice

by Spaceman_Spiff May 14, 2009