The old nine ton slap' la dap

When somebody get absolutely manhandled to the point of near death.

So Jake got The old nine ton slap' la dap yesterday his funeral will be next month.

Mason is currently about to release The old nine ton slap' la dap no one in his vicinity will survive not even the children.

by -UnderscoreFresh- January 5, 2019

nine

the term nine is used to describe someone who watches pornography in the middle of a public place

i can’t believe nine is doing that again

by analesexxxxx October 2, 2021

Shitsty-Nine

When y'all are in the middle of eating each other out synchronously and one shits on the other's mouth.

We was in the middle of it and she Shitsty-Nined me bro, it was nasty!

by 69SaladTosser69 June 21, 2022

Nine Mile Station

Cheesy, Dorky or Creepy. Often used to explain men over 50 being creepy.

Lets steer clear of that place, I hear they're very Nine Mile Station

by myoduesp esp January 6, 2023

1989-1992 (one thousand and eight nine to one thousand nine hundred and ninety two)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: 1989-1992 (one thousand and eight nine to one thousand nine hundred and ninety two)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025

Forty-Nined

The art of outplaying someone. Named after one of the many Gods that people believe in.

Man, get forty-nined

by Master'sThoughts.BaitUs November 14, 2019

.9.A Cuban Dies November Tenth, Two Thousand And Ten And Dominicans Move In November Tenth, Two Thousand And Nine.9.

.9.A Cuban Dies November Tenth, Two Thousand And Ten And Dominicans Move In November Tenth, Two Thousand And Nine.9.

.9.A Cuban Dies November Tenth, Two Thousand And Ten And Dominicans Move In November Tenth, Two Thousand And Nine.9.

by [e-mail] July 24, 2025