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smokin' the bear

An expression used to describe dick-sucking between men who are often appreciated as being rugged, stubbly(or a little on the unshaven side), hairy, muscular, and oozing with raw manly sex. They may be into wearing denim, tattoos, boots, and listen to country music, with an "I break for BEARS!!!" bumper sticker on their trucks. They may be the kind of guy who is wearing leather and shades on a motorcycle with a scruffy beard and sexy smile. Truckers, bikers, construction workers, hard hats, and cowboys(or wang wranglers)...all of them are men who are more than a little rough around the edges and share an all consuming passion for sucking each other's sausage.
Ken and Josh like to go home, slide out of their denims, turn down the lights, slip into the shower, wash-off the dust and sweat from their job as construction workers and take turns giving each other's crotch as much oral attention as possible. They absolutely love smokin' the bear.
by Happy Wolf June 22, 2007
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Bear-Coma

\ˈber\ \ˈkō-mə\

(n): Similar to a cat-nap, but rather than a short, light sleep, the sleeper spends approximately two to three hours in a state that at first glace could be mistaken for death.
He was able to stay up well past three A.M. because he took a bear-coma in the afternoon.
by Laertes Ursus June 27, 2011
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lil' bear

Someone who finds themselves in situations that are simultaneously hilarious and inexplicably cute. Simply put, the most adorable of creatures.
True to form, lil' bear didn't realize that a copious amount of honey was dripping down her legs.
by dangerbru November 14, 2010
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Keir Bear

Keir Bear is the beautifullest, coolest, and nicest person ever. You’ll be lucky to befriend one or even find one in the wild. They are very sensitive at first but will warm up to you rather quickly if your cool. Keir Bears are very ✨aesthetic✨ And look like they came straight from Pinterest because that’s how perfect they are. Go find yourself a Keir Bear, it can only do good. <3
Person 1: Who’s your bestie?
Fern: Keir Bear ofc she’s the best

PS: Keira of your reading this I love you <3
by FERNSMILEYFACE April 27, 2022
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Poo Bear

A descriptive word for someone who has majestic qualities much like a bear . A poobear is a sexually aggressive bear . With the power to make your face so red it melts off like in that movie we all probably watched at some point. Poobears can be friendly and will accept small gifts only from people they like . Generally good natured the boobear can always be distinguished by the fact that it tends to act like a little shit .
Poo Bear is the most magical of all the bears
by Hootymcboobity July 24, 2019
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together bears

A together bears is a couple that does ABSOLUTELY everything together. Obsessively compulsive about being together at all times.
OMG HALEY and BRAYAN are such "together bears"
by Gbrayan May 16, 2019
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a-bear-tion

just like an abortion, but for bears, and you have to use a sledgehamah
dat bear got an a-bear-tion
by tehdudeofdudes August 22, 2012
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