Boomer Bar

The column of ads next to an article, usually full of algorithmically generated garbage only people over 50 click on

My racist uncle bought a forklift operator t shirt off the boomer bar

by Agapin Ganus June 4, 2020

slammy bar

A bar mounted to the wall so when you take it up the ass by your Co workers you have something to hold on to!

When I get shift turn over from slammy Tammy I have to hold on tight to the slammy bar because she is always plowing me up the ass with issues.

by Clamer August 10, 2017

naked bar

To strip oneself of clothes in a drinking establishment and dance/run along the bar. Most often performed my members of the British Armed forces whilst on a drinking session.

Was down at the pub the other night and there were some lads in from that Yorkshire Regiment lot. A couple of them did the Naked Bar. One of them fell off and the rest just stood there laughing at him.

by Big Birkie February 7, 2015

Watching the Bar

An acronym for wasting time or being bored.

You spent 9 hours watching the bar for your download progress?!? Damn, you have no life man...

by Dralzun August 16, 2009

bar chick

a woman that spends too much time at a bar, gets absurdly destroied on a regular basis. easy to convince to fornicate with, n uses a ratchet serving of tongue even when making out.

can be easily spotted with crayola eyebrows, tight cheetah print skirt, or putting on the monkey show on the dance floor.

steve: hey are you going to date that girl sarah?
me: nah turned out shes a bar chick, i dont want the towns left overs!

*high five

by sgt.dickpeppercorn January 25, 2016

Bar-testing

To discover and try new bars that are worth being your friends and/or dates to on future occasions.

I'm new to this area and I need to do some bar-testing before my party next week.

by Dave Lesten February 12, 2015

Lacey Bar

A Lacey Bar is a grab bar in a jeep. Formerly known as a pussy bar. History: A lonely dirty old man had a very old Jeep and his caregiver was a named Lacey- think white trash but with teeth. She would never do anything but the old man continued to pay her to keep him company. One day his grown ass children caught on that this skank wasn’t really a caretaker but a dirty no good ho and cut her loose. The dirty old man named the grab in his Jeep a Lacey bar in her memory. He even used one of those old ass label makers to commemorate the name by the grab bar.

You should have seen Todd the hay wads face when I got air over the hill. He white knuckled the shit out of the Lacey Bar.

by BigRDaddy October 25, 2020