ronald mcdonald smile

when preforming oral sexon a female that is on her period your face ends up looking like ronald mcdonald's big red smile.

I went down on my old lady when the bloody buddie was in town, and came up looking like i had a Ronald McDonald smile..

by bones6266 September 29, 2006

smiling asshole

someone who is so happy if they bent over their asshole would be smiling at you :)

The boss was so happy with his workers jobs that he had a smiling asshole.

by unknown asshole7777 February 7, 2010

heid smile

When a person smiles without showing any teeth and their mouth is the only part of their face that moves. Their eyebrows, forehead, and everything else from the nose up remains completely motionless. Also, they tend to tilt their head in a downward motion while smiling creating a very evil look that lets the receiver know the true satanic intentions of the person with the "heid smile."

This smile is only given when one takes pleasure in knowing pain/suffering is in another person's future.

People that give the "heid smile" tend to laugh at other peoples pain and are unmoved by tears.

My teacher gave me a heid smile while she handed me my failing report card.

Billy gave Timmy a heid smile as he put laxatives in his fruit punch.

by sparkle65 June 13, 2011

one eyed smile

means sexaul intercourse

did you give her the one eyed smile last night?

by never you mind what my name is June 30, 2008

smiling with your eyes

when you are smiling with your eyes you are really mothafuckin high, you can't open them all the way. This resembles what one miz Tyra Banks would refer to as, "smiling with your eyes" in pictures if you're a model, like she is...

girl : omg, you look so high, your eyes are squinty!
boy : no, I'm just "smiling with my eyes."
girl : oh duh, I love you when you're smiling with your eyes!

by BooYaJared November 3, 2008

smile empty soul

the above person who posted that defintion needs to be shot.

he obviously does not like music and hates his life and blames people who make a good point in their music.

your way and bottom of a bottle are kickass songs.

by Pots and Pans November 21, 2004

Thousand Mile Smile

A "Thousand Mile Smile" is the smile you get when you are really high. It just happens, and it makes you look so stupid. Everyone around you will make fun of you for it. It will begin to hurt your cheeks after a while, but don't fight it. It's part of the fun.

"Look at that Thousand Mile Smile Joey has got goin' on there!"

by A Sea Shell October 9, 2011