New mike

To completley fuck up the easiest of carpentry tasks.

"Hey I think you new miked by board, its 6 inches too short."

by tyrellbiggums June 12, 2020

Emerald News

Emerald News - is a channel made by Emerald on the UTMP discord server that replaced Onlin News after Onlin decided to give his channel away.
So far he posted a very few amount of news in the past few month but there is nothing that can do something about that.

User1 - It used to be Gerry News, than Onlin News, now Emerald News? Whats next???
User2 - Markiplier News!

by 5L1M3 January 27, 2022

New Word

when you want to add to urban dictionary so you type out the placeholder

---NEW WORD---
All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

"New Word"

...

Submit!

by ayunami2000 October 28, 2019

Bood News

When boobs aren't as fantastic in the flesh as they look beneath clothes.

See: Bad News

Me: "Whoa, check out the boobs on her! I'm in love!"

Mate: "Dude, she's bood news."

Me: "Nooooooooo..!"

by KDTC September 29, 2015

New Shoes

Letting your cock hangout of your trousers, then asking if people like your new shoes.

Kirsty was shocked when Westy asked if she liked his new shoes

by stesaf June 28, 2022

the new bruh

the new bruh is weh spread the word

"India's bigger than Russia"
"Weh"
"Weh? What's that?"
"The new bruh"

by vodconfident April 16, 2019

SO NEWS

When you hear something otherwise unheard of by you and/or the general public. It is momentarily classified as 'so news'

Don: Why are you eating fried food before the exam? Did you not know that the ability to think is controlled by what you eat?

Ron: No i didnt that is so news to me...but peh, who cares!

Don:rolleyes:

by VICKI KARMA November 11, 2006