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Google Politics

Politics using information found on google or any other mainstream media source. Usually used by people wishing to defend political views that can't be supported by actual facts.
That person doesn't know what they're talking about; you can tell by their blatant use of google politics.
by Mair November 2, 2009
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Google translate

A web translator that gets it's job done, but can sometimes give you some questionable results.

You can get these by typing in things like:
1. two or three letters over and over (aoaoaoaoao)
2. phonetic letters
3. long sentences
Person 1: Hey man! I just learned some Japanese!

Person 2: Then say something.

Person 1: Ok! ふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふ fufufufu...

Person 2: What does that mean?

Person 1: From here it's just two miles to the hotel that has been refurbished.

Person 2: Were you screwing with Google Translate again?
by retard_on_the_internet November 8, 2020
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Google Employee

The Google Employee....
Similar to Facebook employees but more tech savvy. They tend to wear low-key brands , such as GAP, Old Navy, Abercrombie & Fitch, Hollister, and Polo Ralph Lauren. Casual dress code includes jeans, Converse or Vans, a t-shirt and sweater. Typically rides scooters or bikes to work (with helmet), take the train/shuttle, or drive Renault Twizy's and Toyota Priuses. They'll flex their AirPods Pro and iPhone 11s and/or Google Pixels around the office. The Google Employee typically work in funky wooden cubicles and play Pack Man or Foosball in their free time. Perks include going to the office gym, highly trained massage therapists, free meals and health insurance. Will usually be a graduate of a prestigious university such as MIT, Stanford, UCLA, NYU, Carnegie Mellon, etc. Usually wears glasses with lenses and is low-key hipster. Most will pogo stick in their free time or go see a movie on a Friday night. Overall, the Google Employee is cool, smart, techie, and friendly.
Andy: Oh my gosh, does Brian work for Facebook? He is so cool!
Sarah: Oh no, Brian is a Google Employee!
by brunchenthusiast4576 November 21, 2019
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angry google

The act of Googling something to prove a point. Usually the Googler is upset that he/she is being challenged.
Daddy is about to show Mommy his angry Google face kids.

Don't challenge him, he is an angry Googler!
by moezombieful April 24, 2014
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panic google

when you are worried about something and you decide to start googling, and therefore end up in a downward spiral of absolute panic about everything possible
“Hey, are you panic googling again?!”
“I saw the results and I just had to panic google!”
by quietemerald August 12, 2019
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Google Subscription

A gift for "that" friend who constantly asks you questions that they could just search for on the interwebs.
oOChrissyOo needs a Google Subscription, especially when her sugars are low.
by Notorious Chicka April 10, 2017
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Google feud

A Family feud parody where you need to think what people searched and clear the board.
But trust me.
You'll never clear the board.
"Do fish ever Google FUCKING Feud!"
-Kubz Scouts (Playing google feud)
by Omega-Shon-Jon December 4, 2021
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