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The Coffee Club

The Coffee Club is a ROBLOX slave coffee company that has the hottest staff alive. The owner, zaisens, is a demon overuler that has the presidential team by his side. Every staff member is sexy, even people with flat asses (confoxjosh). We also have lots of love, with our Presidential Assistant Xaisens marrying a staff member. Scandoulous! They will soon rule the coffee industry with the previous fallen owner, coldplays, watching by their side proud of what we have done. We will soon become a corporation with its regime reaching all corners of the ROBLOX platform.

Viva La TCC!
Chad: Have you ever heard of The Coffee Club?
Vicky: Yeah, apparently all their staff are really sexy.
by TheCoffeeClubSlave November 30, 2020
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Club Department

Michael: get my registration, it’s in the Club Department!

Liz: What the Fuck is a club department?!

Michael: the glove compartment, fuck I’m drunk...
mugGet the Club Departmentmug.

club move

A maneuver so amateur in nature that it could only be committed in a college club sport setting. Originally used to describe actions pertaining to athletics, "club move" has colloquially come to mean a more general "scrub move" or "novice/rookie mistake."
The coxswain slept through five alarms and missed our race... What a club move.
by Annuit Cœptis April 25, 2015
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Club Hands

The uncontrollable arm motion that happens to guys at the club, always resulting in feeling a girl up while on the dance floor
Yo, bro, did you see me go all club hands on that hottie? She has a nice rack!

or

Ewwww that juicer went all club hands on me on the dance floor, I had to smack him!
by LGjohnsonDave May 2, 2010
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Club Rats

Club rats are those FIT girls walking back into the freshman dorms on 27th street with faux fur and short skirts around 2am/3am. You can also find them coming back into the dorms sometime during the morning in their same club outfit, with their makeup still on point.
*me and friend waiting for insomnia cookies at 2am*
Friend: Hey look the club rats are coming back.
by jackboxpartygames November 20, 2019
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taco club

Multiple vaginas in one area without a single dick in vicinity.
We need some guys with us, it's such a taco club in here.
by anonymous May 4, 2018
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Club Chemo

A play on Club Keno, it is the equivalent of joining the Mile High Club, except you are having sex with a cancer patient who has undergone chemotherapy
Man you hear about Mike? Fella went to Club Chemo with that Mexican girl.
by Onslaught43 May 9, 2019
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