Porn clog

When you watch so much porn that your device stops working
Why is your iPad so slow?
It’s got a severe case of Porn Clog
by Toppstyle January 30, 2019
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Porn Overload

When you have so much amazing porn at your disposal, that you don't know what to finish to.
Dude, sorry to call you, but I need help deciding which video to finish to. One has two drunk chicks on webcam, another one has this skinny elf chick and Santa thing going on...

WHOA. BRO. Are you seriously jerking off right now?

I CAN'T HELP IT! IT'S PORN OVERLOAD!
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Porn Harvest

The act of viewing (and downloading) large amounts of pornographic material on the internet in one session.
Gabe: "During one of my porn harvests, I´m pretty sure I found a picture of my wife."

Tycho: "God, just let me.... Whoa! Does she really do that?"

Gabe: "Not when I´m around."
by giawork January 29, 2011
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morn porn

to put on porn before your woman wakes up to induce sexual contact once again.
i was so drunk last i dont remember banging sally so i put on morn porn the next day to get her going again.

i woke up with a boner so i put on morn porn to relieve my raging cock.
by rhule20 May 06, 2009
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to porn around

action of roaming from one porn website to another during hours and hours.
to porn around

You say that someone porns around when he watch porn videos without even jaking off like if it was a football game.

Discussion between 2 people :
- Hey what you've been up to ?
- Oh not much dude, I have been porning around all day !

When someone has stayed in this room for a day and he has a computer in it, it is means probably that he has been porning around all day.
by charles12345 January 21, 2009
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Anger Porn

Content produced that is used solely for the purpose of intentionally getting yourself mad.

Different from a troll as this is self inflicted
Asshole 1: "Did you see the new Ghostbusters movie?"

Asshole 2: "Nah, I'm not going to subject myself to that anger porn
by Arbiter of Reality August 13, 2016
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Porn Placebo

Porn, in which certain elements are faked, in order to add more sexual appeal.
A mom making out with her "stepdaughter" in a porno. It's not actually her stepdaughter, though. The Porn Placebo, is that she's having sexual relations with her family member.
by Chimpvanze April 24, 2009
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