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Google-juked

When you search for something and the split second before you tap the result you want, it changes to something completely different, taking you in an undesired direction.
I tried searching for "North Korean nukes," but got Google-juked to "North Korean nudes."
by bango_15 July 20, 2018
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Google Employee

The Google Employee....
Similar to Facebook employees but more tech savvy. They tend to wear low-key brands , such as GAP, Old Navy, Abercrombie & Fitch, Hollister, and Polo Ralph Lauren. Casual dress code includes jeans, Converse or Vans, a t-shirt and sweater. Typically rides scooters or bikes to work (with helmet), take the train/shuttle, or drive Renault Twizy's and Toyota Priuses. They'll flex their AirPods Pro and iPhone 11s and/or Google Pixels around the office. The Google Employee typically work in funky wooden cubicles and play Pack Man or Foosball in their free time. Perks include going to the office gym, highly trained massage therapists, free meals and health insurance. Will usually be a graduate of a prestigious university such as MIT, Stanford, UCLA, NYU, Carnegie Mellon, etc. Usually wears glasses with lenses and is low-key hipster. Most will pogo stick in their free time or go see a movie on a Friday night. Overall, the Google Employee is cool, smart, techie, and friendly.
Andy: Oh my gosh, does Brian work for Facebook? He is so cool!
Sarah: Oh no, Brian is a Google Employee!
by brunchenthusiast4576 November 21, 2019
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panic google

when you are worried about something and you decide to start googling, and therefore end up in a downward spiral of absolute panic about everything possible
“Hey, are you panic googling again?!”
“I saw the results and I just had to panic google!”
by quietemerald August 12, 2019
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Crotch googling

Putting the phone in your crotch when at a desk or dinner table while googling (checking) a statement or fact
by Clevering January 9, 2018
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Google Subscription

A gift for "that" friend who constantly asks you questions that they could just search for on the interwebs.
oOChrissyOo needs a Google Subscription, especially when her sugars are low.
by Notorious Chicka April 10, 2017
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google developer

A person that uses google to solve all their software development problems
You know nothing, you fucking google developer
by kendoui June 7, 2017
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google history

Your browsed porn collections, often used as a joke.
I deleted my google history so my mom won’t know.
by Description Dictionary November 2, 2017
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