Jonas Brothers

The Jonas Brothers are the most amazing human beings on planet earth. They care a lot about there fans and they are back and happier than ever. So do not insult them or do anything thing mean to the or else the whole Jonas fandom will come after you.

Person 1: I love the Jonas Brothers and I can’t wait to go to there concert.

Person 2: I can’t wait either I don’t know how people could not like them.

Person 3: I hate them

Jonas fans: Go get a life we can’t even look at you

by JB fans rock October 23, 2019

jonas brothers hump

The act of analy penetrating ones asshole with scissors and hedge clippers

Tyler wanted to experimemt with his body, he saw about sexual pleasures on google and did the jonas brothers hump

by Swag_Yolo477 June 29, 2014

Jona

A Very Ugly Stalker Who Stalks And Harasses Your Girlfriend Because He Likes Her Too. The World Would Be Better Without Jona.
He acts Awesome But Fails Miserably.

God He Needs To Stop Harassing Me He Is Such a Jona

by Force Enhance February 15, 2019

Jonas

A very ugly person lives in Bergen

Jonas? Hes so ugly ew

by Jaldjf April 6, 2020

Jonas

A very cold person. He is truly the iceprince.

Are you also freezing ? I think Jonas is near here.

by clarissegeteas May 24, 2020

Jonas

The type of nigga to get cheated on by a girl named jocelyn.

Jonas: I just got cheated on

norte: her name was probably jocelyn huh

Jonas: Yea

by theonenonlyjesuschrist January 4, 2025

Jonas

Jonas is a true bro. The exemplary guy who has your back. The epitome of a best friend.
Always supportive and an ally from the beginning.

Inspires you to insane loyalty, like setting up huge group fights, if you learn he has been wronged.

"I just came out to my best friend!"
"How did it go?"
"He was a true Jonas, nothing but supportive. Offered to be my wingman to get some dick!"

by Adrian Eskett January 15, 2023