panic google

when you are worried about something and you decide to start googling, and therefore end up in a downward spiral of absolute panic about everything possible

“Hey, are you panic googling again?!”
“I saw the results and I just had to panic google!”

by quietemerald August 12, 2019

Google lazy

When you are too lazy to google something yourself. So you text a friend and ask them the question you could have easily googled yourself.

Kelli (texting): "What kind of material was Han Solo frozen in?"

Brigette (replying): "Carbonite, my Google lazy little sister."

by classikjane August 31, 2012

google meat

a sexual act where someone flashes Le dick on google meet

your friend: I just tried google meat on my teacher.
You: What The Fuck is wrong with you

by Edward dick hands January 19, 2021

google-slapped

To get overwhelmed by a list of links that counter your argument.

Jimbo google-slapped a denialist conservative with a list of links to stories discussing Republican candidates that are neo-Nazis.

by jimbo92107 May 25, 2015

google ad

A cancer ad that exist because someone thought cancer music and a bad gif was a good idea. Not really

- Dude did you see that google ad yesterday?

-AAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAUAUAUAAAA!!!!

-End my misery

by Uppsapa January 22, 2017

google developer

A person that uses google to solve all their software development problems

You know nothing, you fucking google developer

by kendoui June 7, 2017

Crotch googling

Putting the phone in your crotch when at a desk or dinner table while googling (checking) a statement or fact

Are you crotch googling that under there?

by Clevering January 9, 2018