Terd Gas

A fart so hot you know it's going to smell terrible.

Chad's terd gas was so ripe it curled around his nose and wouldn't leave his pants.

by Wizurley May 8, 2010

Snooze Gas

The gaseous substance released from a cat upon your lap. This will usually cause one to fall asleep, hence the name.
(Past tense verb: “snooze gassed.”)
(Alternatively, a cat can be a “snooze gasser.”)

1. He fell asleep when Sprinkles hopped up in his lap and gave him the snooze gas.
2. She’s been sleeping there all day ever since Mittens snooze gassed her.
3. Petunia is a huge snooze gasser. She’ll sit in my lap at 5pm and I’ll fall asleep til 7am.

by RealToesHours June 22, 2019

Dance Gas

/noun/n:

A series of little, swift, and quite dingy beige ballet farts expelled as the dancer dances on the floor.

Example: During the Bridgerton Ball, the Waldorf salad made Jennifer lay so much ‘dance gas’ with haste as she pliéd about with fervor. Luckily, she wore her leg warmers on and they assisted in absorbing most of the odor.

by Shushu February 3, 2021

Dick gas

A rare element not found on the periodic table due to it being so amazing compared to the other gasses. It can also be used to describe a terrorist

Hannah was being such a dick gas last week! She wouldn’t stop touching my nipples.

by Lewishpiroshki October 18, 2019

Rapturing gas

When Christian people fart.

Dude -- did you just fart in church?" "No way man, I was just rapturing gas.

by GetWellKatelynn September 25, 2011

Gas Spout

The act of letting a fart after anal sex.

Did you hear Pat gas spout Andy, after he pulled out?

by Cheapskate chumly May 4, 2017

Gas Hole

Gas Hole

Human Anus, especially of an elderly person.

The hole where you pump gas into your car

Henry had anal sex with his young and hung buddy all night. When Henry sat on the toilet he realized that his GAS HOLE is extremely sore that he is going to have a hard time taking a shit.

Sylvia forgot to take her metamucil after having a night out drinking and dancing with her 70 year old boy friend. Her GAS HOLE even had a small tear the next morning as she passed a giant hard stool.

by PTHalifax April 28, 2019