ass tarantula

a creepy douchebag that wants to give rimjobs all the time.

Jimmy is such an ass tarantula

by dudesweetdudesweet May 28, 2009

Ass heaves

When you shit so much nothing else comes out but foam. The same as dry heaves but from your ass.

After eating that food from that take out joint, i was on the toilet for hours shitting with ass barfs until i had the ass heaves.

by WW_OZ August 20, 2009

domino ass

The sweaty, sore feeling you get in your ass from playing a full 13 rounds of dominos. Often alleviated by getting up and grabbing a beer or taking a piss.

Guy 1: Damn, I'm starting to get that domino ass.
Guy 2: Well, beer me broseph.
Guy 1. Aight

by J-Bop August 30, 2012

gabbys ass

noun: the biggest portions of the anatomy, enables weight to be taken off the feet while sitting on a mans face.

That girl over there has such a gabbys ass.

by stefan buff November 13, 2013

luiza's ass

The most incredible thing the world has ever seen. Everyone wants it but only a few will ever acquire it. the ones that do, will be remembered down in history as heroes.

Person: Damn have you seen Luiza's ass today
Person2: yh bro I just wanted to smack that all day.

by ploply November 19, 2018

ass glance

When someone sexually attractive walks by you; you have noticed the front view, and found it interesting and then you turn your head slightly after passing by, to get a quick glance at their ass. Something that usually really pisses off your bf/gf, if with you.

Man, let's walk by that hawt chick, I have got to go for an ass glance.

by Quido1 July 27, 2010

Ass blinded

When a fine ass does something in front of you (i.e. bend over at the waist) and you become temporarily unable to think about or see anything else.

Man, when she bent over to pick up her stuff, I got so ass blinded that I just stood there instead of helping.

by Frostbain December 19, 2007