It's what someone has when they act as if they are muscular or skinny- but are- well- FAT (or just biiiggg losers). 97.2% of them are douchebags. The other 2.8% is big people with WAYYY too much self-esteem. Look out for these ones- they're usually nut jobs.
by The Original Ninja, Bitch :D October 5, 2009
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much hated by Americans.
the semi shaped 2x4 comes from the stock while the commie steel comes from the barreled action.
much hated by Americans.
the semi shaped 2x4 comes from the stock while the commie steel comes from the barreled action.
by just a good ol' boy May 27, 2011
Get the semi-shaped 2x4 and commie steel mug.A Steel Wool Virgin is when you are having sex with a woman for the first time and her pubic hair has the consistency and feel of a Brillo Pad (and she doesn't know because no one's ever told her). The coarse, wiry pubic hair, in itself, is not generally the problem; if you are careful, it can be avoided. The problem is when those hairs are long enough to find their way into the mouth of the vagina during sex & make the penis feel like it is being cut by a couple dozen mini-razor blades through out the act. The man is usually too afraid to voice the painful concern's of his penis out of fear that it may end that first encounter & the last thing you want to do is give her a complex. After a few dates, casually bringing up that you like it when women shave usually does the trick with out upsetting her (But, Steel Wool Virgins Must Continue To Shave on a Regular Basis. The only thing worse than the original steel wool hair is feeling that area with three day's worth of stubble. Its like rubbing your testicles with fish wrapped in wet sandpaper. When this happens, the woman is "Deforested", meaning the trees have all been cut down, but the stumps are all still there). On the whole, its not her fault that she doesn't know that she feels like you're having sex with a garbage disposal, so its your responsibility to find a way to change that (specifically before scabs start to form...). If all goes right, but you do break up eventually, you'll be doing the next guy a huge favor.
Man, I was with this Steel Wool Virgin last night and by the time we were done, I needed a blood transfusion, a partial skin graft and a whole lotta band-aids
by ZStar930 April 18, 2011
Get the Steel Wool Virgin mug....the steel horse fills a gap in modern life, it is an answer not only to its needs, but also to its aspirations...It's quite certainly here to stay.
Le Vélocipède Illustré, in 1869
Le Vélocipède Illustré, in 1869
by sunnydayz April 27, 2017
Get the steel horse mug.Putting it in the rusty steel shack is when you have sexual intercourse with a girl who has her period and then you stick your bloody shaft into her bootyhole.
Yo dude! Did you hear how Brian Greco gave that ugly fat chick the rusty steel shack behind Nirchi's last night!
by wong tong tilli tong March 27, 2009
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by terranfear August 6, 2011
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