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poppa smurf

Short grey hairs located at the top of a penus.
That dick looks likes poppa smurf
by Ohhh Donny July 12, 2007
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smurf cadet

code term used in reference to the prescription drug percocet, used in the presence of parents or otherwise just out of habit.
At Thanksgiving dinner, Andrew asked his cousin Gregory if he could recruit some smurf cadets later that night. Gregory, knowing the implications of the request, responded,"Yeah Dad, I can hook you up."
by Brendan Duffey February 24, 2006
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smurf

A smurf is a person that is very small, for example a midget.

The word Smurf is from a comic and television franchise centered on a group of extremely small blue fictional creatures called Smurfs.

so when you call someone a smurf it indicates that your calling them very small aka midget but you say smurf because it sounds better ;)
by scottydosentknow May 10, 2011
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Dirty Smurf

When blueberries are smeared onto male genitalia before engaging in sexual contact.
"Man when I "dirty smurfed" that girl in the booty last night it got real messy real quick."
by Mackbooty1456 May 9, 2017
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smurf

by quechee gorge August 20, 2003
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SMURFING

A cheesy dance that was popular in the late 80's
At the school dance, Tonya and I were smurfing all night!
by buttermymonkey July 27, 2002
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snurf

when a dog (or person) snuffles playfully around someone's ear with a cold nose; alternately, when a dog sniffs at something, then suddenly emits a reverse-sniff to clear their nose.
I need a towel...your dog totally snurfed my hair!
by ajcanada August 25, 2006
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