Sperm-off

A disinfectant spray used to erase cum stains

I used the handy dandy sperm-off to clean up from last nights family reunion.

by Spermoff August 10, 2025

He Should Have Stayed Sperm

A variation on He Should Have Remained Sperm

Tony Abbut is a disgrace. He should have stayed sperm.

by RTM 1963 August 8, 2021

Sperm whale milk

Milk from a sperm whale, it tastes like heaven!! It also has an abbreviation which is spm.

Hey Johnny ill be right back off to get some sperm whale milk from the shop!

by oojorg June 22, 2021

chop sticks and sperm balls

When a girl uses her Boobs to play with your ball sack.

Jacob likes the move chop sticks and sperm balls!

by DubbyDzn January 3, 2014

Sperm

a white liquid that comes out of your pp when your uncle rubs it

she ate all of my sperm

by gaykid2618 August 8, 2020

Sperm burper

A skanky cock drinking flap jack ass bitch

Bro take ur sperm burper the fuck out my crib before she tried drinking me up

by Newspaper June 27, 2022

Sperm grenade

Each sperm cell in adult testicle is worth around 2.5 because if you nuclear develop the biochemistry of a sperm cell you get a multi megaton flamethrower by dieseling the spermatozoa

A man packs 52200000 sperm grenade in their balls each worth at least 1 billion dollars as explosive.

by Cody5050 December 19, 2022