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Special offer

“Take a look at that retard over there
“Shh, you’re getting us killed, that’s Dave, he’s a special offer”
by Johnny Tramp November 30, 2020
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A Calvin special

To turn on/arouse members of the opposite gender with stunning looks and a huge wang hanging from one’s crouch area; to have sex with baddies in the drug store casually and because you can; to use one’s tongue in provocative ways in and around one’s genitals.
Right Rosey, tonight you’re getting the Calvin special.

I didn’t plan on having anal sex, until she asked me to go down on her & pleasure her hairy gootch with a Calvin special.
by D Nasty December 1, 2020
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Nixon Special

When a girl deepthroats you while wearing a Richard Nixon mask and you pull out of her mouth and cum all over the mask
Guy: babe we’re gonna do the Nixon Special tonight
Girl: i love the Nixon Special
by Derfouteur February 2, 2021
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Walken Special

n.
The act of ordering a meal or food item at a restaurant - especially one advertising a "walk-in special" - in the voice, and with the mannerisms of Christopher Walken.
"Let's go to Manol's for the Walken Special!"

"We gave the waitress the old Walken Special, but she stonewalled us with her ignorance!"
by Leo Von S.M. October 11, 2009
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The wedding special

It is understood that a man will be the designated driver home from someone’s wedding or party so the woman is allowed to become inebriated and perform oral sex (road head) on the ride home.
Gino (at his wedding): “Hey Steve, how come you ain’t drunk?”
Steve: “I’m drivin’ so Melissa can give me the wedding special!”
by ImJustSomeDude August 23, 2022
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shazingo special

Masterbating while watching a blood relative have sex this excludes relatives that mary into family. This action is something that is not enjoyed but done in order to make the situation even more akward then it already is.
I walked in on Uncle Phil and Aunt Katy going to Slam City and I became arroused.

Aren't they brother and sister?

And thats why I sat down and faught through the horrible image with a shazingo special.
by killuhcrow May 21, 2011
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Spiderman Special

The act of gently fingering a females asshole while shooting string from a

Spider-Man Mega Blaster Web Shooter into the female's vagina. Covering it entirely with a web. It is an optional choice to sing the Spiderman theme song in the process.
"God billy gave me the best Spiderman Special last night!"
by BigPapaTrump May 16, 2018
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