to be someone's coffee

Phrase told about somebody you cannot imagine living without, somebody you really appreciate.

I love you, you are my coffee.
Cristine is my coffee, I don't know what I would do without her.
I want to be someone's coffee one day.

by TheEveni November 16, 2018

Someone else's bonzai tree

Especially relevant in big companies. When you develop an intricate, sought after skill set, but never rise to the level that was possible from your early potential, that may have been/still could be achievable elsewhere.

Zach has a PhD from an ivy league college, and has built enviable experience, but has never risen above director level in the blue chip company he works for. He's become little more than someone else's bonzai tree, and should probably leave, in order to become a red wood.

by RandyRhoads84 October 23, 2023

Someone who likes 20 kids

Janice

Someone who likes 20 kids

by it’s true I promiśę October 29, 2019

tasting someone's cooking

A euphemism used to describe consuming someone's ejaculate.

Hey Martha, where were you last night? Tasting someone's cooking? ;)

by englebert0749 June 28, 2022

piss someone on

Motivate someone by insulting them.

I piss someone on today so bad by calling him a "lazy loser" that he actually went out to look for a job.

by powerphillg5 July 25, 2017

February 7 National kiss someone that starts with the letter a

A day where you kiss someone that’s name starts with the letter A

Person: im going to kiss my boyfriend
Person’s friend: Why?
Person: Because his name starts with the letter A.
Person’s friend: So?
Person: its February 7 National kiss someone that starts with the letter a

by R4indr0q February 06, 2023

tell someone who cares

Michael Reid

"Tell someone who cares" "Oh Michael Reid does!"

by lololol2 September 06, 2018