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New York Slapper

This is when a man comes home after a really hard days work and is sweating profusely and decides to slap his woman in the face with his sweaty balls...getting sweat all over her face.
Jim: "Ah man. I've never worked so hard in my life...I can't wait to go home and take a shower!"
Tom: "Hey, before you take a shower, make sure you give your wife a 'New York Slapper'. Ya know, get a lil nut butter on her face!"
Jim: "Heh, heh....see ya tomorrow, Tom."
by KayDeeaRe August 13, 2009
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slappet

An object or material used in everyday life
Chuck us that big slappet of chicken.

Now thats a nice slappet.
by peekaboo_jones September 26, 2005
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The highest rank a whore can acquire, being extremely slutty and annoying, exchanging sex for food. Having large poofy hair, an extremely long, disfigured face, and rash-like hickeys on the neck.
Dude some fucking slappy meat smears were trying to get my pizza last night. That slappy meat smear ate my barbeque wings and my last cheesey bread.
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willy slapper

A person who enjoys slapping his penis
Abe's cock is sore because he is a willy slapper.
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Key Slapping

A person who slaps the keys on a keyboard making unpleasantly loud noises.
When DK does a control F on the keyboard, he keeps Key Slapping the enter key on each result.

"It's because I'm left handed" is his idiotic answer.
by The Big 'O' August 3, 2007
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Honking Horn and Slapping Corn

Cory was so wasted he was honking horn and slapping corn.
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Shapple

1. When the DNA of a sheep is crossed with that of an apple tree. The end result is a shapple, not to be confused with Snapple (a combination of a snail and apple) or sheeple (one who follows a leader blindly)

2. The combination of Shaps and an apple.
1. I ate a shapple for lunch today. They are rich in protein, vitamins and apple flavoured wool.

2. I ate a shapple for lunch today. They are rich in Shaps and apple stuff.
by Nicomaya April 10, 2007
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