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simp

a shameful, pathetic one of the usual male species, but the term is for both of kind.

the simp species partakes in the actions of the simping ritual by wasting their money and failing to pursue the love interest. usually, the interest takes awareness of the ritual. to a simp, it is not easy to simply get over the love interest. a simp does the ritual and stays pathetic until he may or may not realize.
stop simping for her pls shes already taken :(
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Someone who will go through far lengths to please a girl, mainly to get laid.
by ayyhoe May 7, 2020
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A person who chooses a female person over the boys, even on a saturday.
Person 1: Davis is such a simp for choosing molly over the boys!
Person 2: I know brow, such a simp.
by SwagMasta42069 April 27, 2020
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Its crazy just crazy yet, so god damn mother fucking Simpe.
by Just Shut up. September 3, 2003
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An unwise man who clings to a girl whom he likes for attention.
Dude everybody don't call Luke and Tristan simps! (Don't you understand?) At least Tristan got lotta hoes online, and Luke just broke up with Maya! Look at Mirza.
by The best definition inventor February 17, 2020
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S.I.M.P is squirrels in my pants a song sung by Candace in the show Phineas and Ferb
by Dicklover16 December 16, 2019
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(S)quirrels (I)n (M)y (P)ants
Squirrels in my pants, a known bop preformed by Candace Flynn on Phineas and Ferb
Garret: “What’s wrong with that girl over there? Is she having a seizure?”
Marvin: “Nah dude, she’s got squirrels in her pants!”

That girl over there: “SIMP, squirrels in my pants, S to the I to the M to the P, Then maybe you can be moving like me”
by thatkidoverthrewup October 27, 2019
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