Simone

Got at throw in that booty back

I wish I can clap like simone

by Jayhundo June 8, 2021

Simon

Simons are NEVER generous. 99% of them are greedy and they will just say it out loud

good boy: Ah damn, I forgot my wallet. Do you got a dollar?
Simon: Yes I got a dollar.
good boy: Ooh nice, can i borrow it?
Simon: no im a Simon, what the kankerhell do you think???

by Eliaskjenei April 13, 2020

Simon

A stereotypical lad with huge balls and an amazing family shame though that hes deaf so you wont get too much of a conversation with him. his youngest son is an absolute fitty with massive but amazing tits. anyways Simon has amazing skills in the bed 10/10 trust me and will have sex with you till you cant walk. love you Simon

"hello Simon how are you"

"HEROW DHERRE HOOWARE OU"

by big boy676 December 19, 2019

Simon

got some dirty ass toe nails, doesn't brush his teeth, bro thinks he pulls but all he needs to pull is some deodorant to his fucking armpits cause u can smell him from 2 miles away.

fake homies tryna get sum: did you here Simon doest brush his teeth
the shorties: OMG he's so nasty we don't want him, he thought we were feeling him, he's a munch

by Simon dirty asf October 3, 2022

Simone land

The hottest woman on the planet

#1 Rated Milf

She was a real Simone Land

She was really Hot

by tittytwister69420 October 2, 2022

simon chater

Nice dick, shame about the face.
Little creepy, kinda like a horny Joseph Fritzl. If you close your eyes whilst fucking him though, he’ll fuck you into next week.

That perv at the pub last night was a total Simon Chater. 5 more pints and I would’ve taken him home and had the time of my life.

by 00Daddy November 22, 2019

Simone

A girl who is kind and cute. She is supportive and chases after her dreams. But be aware, she is a whiny baby that constantly needs some sort of attention. Call her in the morning! :)

Example: "HELP HELP, I HAVE A RASH FROM TUMERIC" (Simone). Me: OOOHHH MY GOOOD ARE YOU KIDDING ME!

by BeckhamSalinger September 12, 2020