by Jason Mimosa June 14, 2022
by DoinktheCat June 14, 2017
An extremely shrivelled penis, usually the result of being in water for a long period of time.
Appearance resembles a shrimp.
Appearance resembles a shrimp.
by abstractlakx August 20, 2019
Biggy Norris' elite squad, with Sabre Norris as the manager. Biggy loves shrimp, but he has never had one, only a prawn. (SEEN IN NORRIS NUTS CHANNEL)
by Ella Meno Pea January 24, 2021
The act of pleasuring oneself in the manor of “lobster cage”, but with one main variation; having a small penis.
See definition: lobster cage
See definition: lobster cage
Linda: “Sorry, I’m late for dinner. It looks delicious!”
Dave: “No worries, babe. Glad you could make it!”
*(Not) Dave bursts through door*
(Not) Dave: Cheating bitch! Look at him, yo. I bet he has to fuggin shrimp cage!”
Linda: “This is my brother...?”
Dave: “No worries, babe. Glad you could make it!”
*(Not) Dave bursts through door*
(Not) Dave: Cheating bitch! Look at him, yo. I bet he has to fuggin shrimp cage!”
Linda: “This is my brother...?”
by Not Dave. June 3, 2020
by Sarris July 26, 2018
Someone suffering from erectile dysfunction right when they need an erection most, often as a result of nerves, alcohol or drugs. In doing so, their shrivelled phallus resembles a small crustacean.
"Hey Rory, did you and Monica manage to shag last night?"
"No, I was completely shrimped up so I had to cram my rotten boy in her mouth."
"No, I was completely shrimped up so I had to cram my rotten boy in her mouth."
by norambuena April 14, 2023