When you don't shower for days and just spray yourself with anything they can find. Perfume, spray on deodorant, febreze, etc.
by MrVolcano November 13, 2009
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Hey mom, my feet are just plain sad! I need some new shoewear to go with my sweet new wardrobe daddy paid for!
by jameesakee September 8, 2008
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Process of masturbating while taking a shower. Very convenient, due to the fact that most often ejaculation can easily be washed down the drain, the running water makes the activity more pleasurable, and practically every substance around is a lubricant.
Roommate: God, why does it take so long for Jacob to shower?
Passer-by: Isn't it obvious, he probably does showerbation every chance he gets!
Roommate: Oh gross, I hope he washes all the jizz down the drain.
Passer-by: Isn't it obvious, he probably does showerbation every chance he gets!
Roommate: Oh gross, I hope he washes all the jizz down the drain.
by Vahney_981 December 30, 2010
Get the Showerbation mug.Similar to a shower beer. The act of drinking a Red Bull while showering. Usually done late in the evening to prepare for a night out.
by SL and TO September 5, 2010
Get the shower bull mug.The daily ritual of masturbating in the shower when one first wakes up. Usually triggered by the presence of morning wood or the lack of a girlfriend.
Chuck: Hey bro, how you been?
Jake: Fantastic, just got back from the Showertime Shakedown.
Chuck: Classic.
Jake: Fantastic, just got back from the Showertime Shakedown.
Chuck: Classic.
by TheCurtainCrusader September 17, 2010
Get the Showertime Shakedown mug.when you are in the shower or bath and the water feels so good that you want to or have to stay in that same spot for a good hour or so
After Clay woke up, he had to take a warm shower and ended up shower stoned.
After Caleb made 30 points at the basketball game, he had to take a shower and ended up shower stoned for a good hour.
After Caleb made 30 points at the basketball game, he had to take a shower and ended up shower stoned for a good hour.
by cashmoney777 April 23, 2011
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