gone pear-shaped

To become pear shaped,or gain hips and an ass

damn, she useta be shaped like an iornin board now she done gone pear shaped.

by Toof Pic June 25, 2004

gone pear-shaped

An unfortunate occurrance common in middle aged wives in which their derriere grows disproportionately large wen compared to both their breasts and their shoulders.

Heck Max, your wife gone pear-shaped since y'all got married.

by Mike June 29, 2004

Shakespeare

English playwright and author who died in the year of 1616.
Some intend to claim that Shakespere is greatly over rated and if you examine the case and come to the realization that you indeed like Shakespeare, well in that case you haven't attended to high school yet.

There are however theories concerning the real truth about Shakespeare. The theory suggests that there is a deep evil hidden in his works, with the purpouse to steal away the attention from all other authors, such as the swedish poet Carl Michael Bellman.

Common person says: "Hi!"
Shakespeare enthusiast starts waving his arms around and shouting melodramaticly about flowers and the power of spring wich has brought him to meet his friend. When he is done he has one friend less, awake at least.

by Hugin January 15, 2006

shakespearean

The powder you put into the tip of your penis

I ain't got time to Shakespearean anymore because it stopped hurting

by Shakespearean king March 6, 2014

Shakespeare

a pedo...

Wow that senior just shakespeared those jr. high girls into sex.

craddle robber

by Krumiph August 16, 2010

Heart shaped box

Slang for vagina, usualy a smelly one.

WHAT the hell is in my heart shaped box??

by manicalhippieboy February 14, 2008

box-shaped girl

A high school girl who is short, big-boned, has wide hips, short legs, a small ass, and a moderately big, large boobs, although not bulging, stomach. This occurs to some girls around the age of 16 when they are put on birth control.

My high school has way too many box-shaped girls.

by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011