Sexy Toast

Just toast

Do you want something to eat?
Yes, I'll have some sexy toast please.

by Sparky Owl September 29, 2011

Buddha Sexy

When a male or female is unbelievably attractive and appealing as a result of their Buddha-esq appearance (lard assness). These people just scream sex gods as you correlate their portly figure with the enlightened Buddha, and CLEARLY and man who understands the human existence can make a man/woman feel things that are only explored in the raunchiest of chick-lit.

Gabriel Igleisias is Buddha sexy.

by Psychedelic Sid May 30, 2015

Sexy Oops

Unintentionally bringing about your own demise, through autoerotic activity.

Originally, David was thought to have killed himself, but it turns out it was just a sexy oops.

by _Irene_Adler December 7, 2010

Sexy Owl

When having fornicating from behind, pull the girls head round to face you so she is in pain.

Niall's bitch loves having her head turned to face him making her a sexy owl!

"Dude I made a girl a sexy owl last night"

by Dr Hosslehoff November 21, 2012

sexy monster

variation of sexy beast

n. so sexy that thing being described can only be referred to as a monster.

damn.. i'm a sexy monster. i'm sorry.. so sexy

by akoni February 15, 2004

sexy gurl

anonymous signature to use from mobile phones when sexting and you want to stay anonymous. What to call yourself when making crank calls or drunk dials. Works to get the attention of the reciever.

What's up, Tina? You wanna hang? Sexy GURL

by blasterlbc July 14, 2011

Sexy Constipation

Adjective.

A word used to describe a certain spencies fb profile picture aka hair poof + uber makeup + confused horny face = sexy constipation.

Waldo: Hey dude, u see Sumo's profile pic?
Gregorio: Yeah, total sexy constipation!

by TheGingerMuffin January 9, 2011