September 13

Your crush kisses you day <3

OMG IT’S SEPTEMBER 13TH WHEN IS HE GONNA DO IT

by Whit Whit September 12, 2021

September 17

On this day, it is national hug your girlfriend tight day.

Hey john it’s September 17
john - i already hugged my girl

by Heroman2017 September 16, 2021

September 21

National make out with ur bf day

Today September 21 is make out with ur bf day

by Ms.y/n September 20, 2021

September 27

hug your gf day! this is a day where you gif your gf because it’s September 27th!!

Boy: *hugs gf*

Girl: “what was the for?”

Boy: “its national hug your gf day! because it’s September 27th”

by d*ave_ September 26, 2021

Clencher Sentence

When a sentence in an essay is soo good that you end up clenching your ass cheeks together really hard because it is soo intense

Hey man, wheres Mr. Ruth? Well, he read a couple too many clencher sentences and currently he is in the hospital...

by Edox March 4, 2011

long sentence

A string of words that go on far longer than they need to.

That's a long sentence, holy shippo.

by BigDickAshel June 20, 2016

13 year jail sentence

school

4-year olds better get ready for their 13 year jail sentence.

by xdarkvEnom October 16, 2013