by DonDragQuixote May 20, 2022
Dude I was fucking her butt the butt was way too creemee… so I broke out the Grade A Maple and glazed her ‘stache!! Now thats a Maple Sanchez.
by Shabba No Ranks February 22, 2025
Sanchez rule.
Originates from the tv show Dirty Sanchez. A group of 3 welsh and 1 british stunt group who performed stunts way worse than their mtv counterparts Jackass.
Sanchez rule is when one of the group thinks up a stunt to do. Then they themselves must do it.
Originates from the tv show Dirty Sanchez. A group of 3 welsh and 1 british stunt group who performed stunts way worse than their mtv counterparts Jackass.
Sanchez rule is when one of the group thinks up a stunt to do. Then they themselves must do it.
"You've got to, sanchez rule. Sanchez rule has always been the same. You think of it. You do it." Lee Dainton to Matthew Pritchard
by butters159 April 10, 2016
Half your age plus 5 is the mathematical equation that NFL QB's use to determine the creepiness of a dating relationship.
Take this example for the Sanchez Rule:
Person A: Is 24 years old.
Person B: is 17 years old.
24 / 2 = 12
12 + 5 = 17
This relationship is not creepy because person B's age is equal to 17.
Therefore date someone who's age is at least half your age plus 5 or you're creepy.
Person A: Is 24 years old.
Person B: is 17 years old.
24 / 2 = 12
12 + 5 = 17
This relationship is not creepy because person B's age is equal to 17.
Therefore date someone who's age is at least half your age plus 5 or you're creepy.
by go_to_division February 11, 2011
the most best human being on earth. he has the best taste in literally everything. on fashion, music, you name it. he's basically god.
by faerycoven July 18, 2021
When you fuck someone in the ass so hard you get shit, blood and cum all over your dick resembling Neapolitan Ice Cream and then pull out and wipe your dick all over their upper lip.
by Sgt Meat May 18, 2014
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