Samuel

Samuel is the type of person to just hurt ure feelings however he can and would not care about school and take anger out on his friends and not himself

Adam"samuel can u help me pls with this"
Samuel"no go fuck yourself u worthless piece of shit go kys"

by Peoplehatemeplshelp September 12, 2020

Samuel

Sam/Sammy has a big ass forehead and has four ugly ass eyes. Is dummy skinny.

J: God damn look at Samuel and his sixhead
B: Ugly ass glasses
R: Eat some food you damn twig

by JahbladeOnsword69 March 10, 2020

Samulenok

Fuck you, Alex. You're my best friend. Other than him though literally just the best.

The Samulenok's are fuckin' funny as shit.

by TheRawSauce December 11, 2019

Simulectic

Simulectic means if something is really cool

Man that car is Simulectic

by Black Hawk May 15, 2006

sampley

Chocolatey and delicious... and too small.

--after A grabs a second piece of chocolate cake from the sample tray--
B: "How was that?"
A: "Sampley."
B: "And by sampley you mean chocolatey and delicious?"
A: "And too small."
(actual origin of word!)

by cocoabonanzamoo March 5, 2009

Simule

The act of trying to repeat a fart-like sound (such as scraping a chair leg on the ground, or the air escaping from a cushion as you sit on it) so that others around you know that it wasn't actually you flatulating. This very rarely works.

Everyone in the pews glared at Sue in church as she bobbed up and down on the plastic cushion in her attempts to produce a simule. They simply thought that she had farted and was now trying to disperse the smell.

by zimzamzim August 4, 2010

Samkle

A sprain to the ankle on anybody named Sam

A sprain to the ankle/samkle easily caused by say break dancing whilst in the square of a major european town, sporting hi-tops or similar basketball based sports shoes

by jewish ash July 7, 2011