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mustachio's special

A mustachio's special is when you are taking a shit and it gets badly tangled in your anal pubes. The pain and smell is so severe you have to get a friend to trim the affected area.
Last night i went home.. it was messy. I had mustachio's special
by SHENZILLA December 15, 2010
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manager's special

Ejaculating on someone before you fire them.
Justin if you dont get your bitch ass to work im going to give you a manager's special.
by Trooperholman Sr March 24, 2012
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Midwestern Special

The Midwestern special is when you marry your high school sweetheart from the small Midwestern town you grew up in, only for the relationship to dimish more and more over time until it ends in a divorce.
Guy 1: Bro did you hear about Gus and Abbey?

Guy 2: You mean those two high-school sweethearts that got married after high school? They didn't get a serving of the Midwestern Special did they bro?
Guy 1: Bro they did.
Guy 2: That sucks to hear.
Guy 3: Smeh
by Beaterbarker June 15, 2021
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Mechanic’s Special

A bullshit term car sellers use when they’re trying to scam someone by selling them their trashed car instead of sending it to the scrapyard.
Buyer: *Searching for cars on OfferUp*

Seller’s ad: MECHANIC’S SPECIAL!!! 2020 Mustang for sale, engine and transmission are completely blown. The front end is missing due to a high speed collision. Owes $500 in tags and I lost the pink slip. Easy fix, great deal! $15,000 price is firm.
by SonicFlare January 9, 2022
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Creel Special

When a girl thinks that you are going to finger her using a common method (rocker, shocker, etc.), but instead you put all four fingers forcefully into the stink.
Dude, I was making out with Chloe last night, and I gave her some of the ol' Creel Special to finish her off.
by thegoose31 December 9, 2012
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Booker Special

The Booker Special is a secret array of outstanding moves put on a girl, of which you do not know the name of, in the bed room.
"Yo I just Booker Specialed the crap out of that girl and now I think she wants me"
"ohh yea, whats her name?"
"I'm not sure yet"
by General Booker January 20, 2009
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hoffman special

Drinking both beer and whiskey at once. Alternating sips between the two beverages. Any variety of beer and whiskey will do but preferably bud light bottle and jack on the rocks.
Dude I had a rough day I could really use a Hoffman Special.
by killa killa z December 1, 2010
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