Emo Smiley Face

It was a text face created severel months ago that looks like this: =)=. A mix between a smiley face and an sad face, just like emo people.

Use it after being insulted.

"You're a faggot, I hope you die!"

"=)="

"What the hell is that?"

"Emo smiley face"

"Thats amazing..."

by SZeth May 20, 2009

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Smiff

A derogatory term given to a friend who fails to show up at a meeting, embark on a drinking night out or generally makes a mockery of himself within earshot. Coming from the line in the "Wedding Crashes";

"Hes a cock-smith" and alternating the ending to avoid clashes with the popular name "Smith".

Can also be lengthend to "Smiffington" which in esence, is a less harsh version of the word. Also better around OAP's or vulnerable people.

"<friend> is such a Smiff".

Friend 1: "Wheres <friend>?
Friend 2: "I dunno, think he is sitting in tonight.."
Friend 1: "God, he is such a Smiff!"

by GruffHater May 15, 2009

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Chocolate Smile

Someone's ass when laying on their side with shit still in their butt crack from their last dump.

Dude, it was so gross Jon totally gave me the dirtiest chocolate smile yesterday!

by Dave of Nine Inch Newbs March 23, 2009

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put a smile on one's face

to make someone feel happy.

Look at Freddy, he looks so sad, let's go and put a smile on his face. ( put a smile on one's face.)

by Nabeel, January 16, 2008

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Smelfie

The act of wafting the smell of one's own fart to one's own nose (usually with a cupped hand) in order to savor the aroma.

Ahhh, I just did a smelfie... nothing like the smell of digested hotdogs in the morning... it smells like victory.

by schweddy balls March 20, 2014

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Curb Smile

The art of the curb smile usually requires two people. One to pry open the victims jaws and hold them open over the curb; and the other to stomp as hard as possible on the victims head.

Mike and I were so pissed at Cleavon we gave the poor bastard a curb smile.

by LMLYP June 18, 2004

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