Yer Da Sells Avon

Is a Scottish term that translates into

“Your dad sells cosmetics

Person: that’s right ya fucking fanny walk away

Me: will you shut he fuck up mate? Yer da sells Avon, you fucking pussy

by WeeScottishLasie November 2, 2018

Sell

Commonly used as the basketball game 2k to "Sell" is to not do good as usual or to throw the game away and do bad.

An example of Sell: Man I played with Shawn and he sold the game when we were up 15-0
I hope I don't sell this game I'm usually pretty good

by John Lasso September 22, 2017

Your dad-pa smells-pa like-pa a-pa woman-pa

The single worst thing you can ever say to a human male.

Jimmy: Fuck your your dad lesbian
Tommy: Your dad-pa smells-pa like-pa a-pa woman-pa
Jimmy: *spontaneously combusts, entire bloodline ceases to exist

by Cockassmcgee March 28, 2018

Sell Off

Jamaican Origin.
A phrase suggesting that the desired effect of success or approval has been achieved.

Yo, the party last night night Sell Off !!!

Hey that outfit Sell Off !!!

by SparkyDon November 3, 2007

smella

well fitttt but going out with a freak called tom, avoid him, hang out with her, shes a babe...

guy 1: duude i would so tap that...
guy 2: dude, your wasting your time, smellas going out with this guy called tom, hes kinda wierd, lets hang with her though

by lilbee31 November 29, 2009

smellaphone

A little-known device invented to allow two people to communicate across large distances that could collect and transmit audial and olfactory information. Despite the inventor's enthusiasm, this never caught on, and only a few small phone companies in the midwest provide transmission of the smella-signal.

The commercial went something like this:
Smellaphone! Smellaphone!
For only fifty dollas, you could have your own.
Smellaphone! Smellaphone!
It would be like one great big smelly ice cream cone.

by Stebo November 18, 2004

Smellanie

A cancerous growth of a girl that feeds on the happiness of others, until there is no more left in the entire world for anyone. One of the causes of the downfall of Western Civilization.

Dude, you really have to break up with that girl, she's a Smellanie.

by helloiamjon September 6, 2011