slow as cheese

When something as slow as cheese.

"Amtrak trains look fast, but they're actually slow as cheese"
"My glasses were on my head the entire time, I really am as slow as cheese."

by glocksucker69 February 28, 2019

slow

the definition of slow is kamya and kylie

Kylie and Kamya are slow because they made a joke about “MiDdLe ScHoOl ChEcK”

by aye1234576 March 16, 2019

slow

the definition of slow is Kylie and Kamya.

Kylie and Kamya are slow because they made a joke about “MiDdLe ScHoOl ChEcK”

by aye1234576 March 16, 2019

Slow Cooking

Sitting in a hotboxed room until you are thoroughly gassed

Smoking gets me too high, so i'm fine with slow cooking until i'm good.

by roscy September 4, 2019

Slow roller

A shot of coke that comes on slow.

That shot was a slow roller.

by paultao22 September 30, 2019

slow rider

Amazing slow sex

Ahhhhh! That slow rider was amazing!

by The blahster September 14, 2017

Slow

A "Slow" is a secretive blowjob given to a male by another male.

"Wow I just got a SLOW from Sebastian who knew that he was gay?"

by i love joshy in bed April 26, 2017