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You cannot escape your pain
You will find a cute egirl and give her 3/4 of your monthly salary just so she can say your username.
deep down you know she doesnt care if you die today, she doesnt care if your family dies, you could be shot, you could get hit by a car and she wouldnt care. she doesnt care about you just your money,
you know this yet you still give her your money?
why? Because you are a simp.
You cannot escape your pain
You will find a cute egirl and give her 3/4 of your monthly salary just so she can say your username.
deep down you know she doesnt care if you die today, she doesnt care if your family dies, you could be shot, you could get hit by a car and she wouldnt care. she doesnt care about you just your money,
you know this yet you still give her your money?
why? Because you are a simp.
egirl6942: OMG thank you big_hot_spunk_hunk for the 300$ dollar donation!!
big_hot_spunk_hunk: happy simp noises
big_hot_spunk_hunk: happy simp noises
by chill#7187 July 6, 2020
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Mike: You see that guy over there? He spent he whole weekend with his girl and writes her paragraphs all the time and buys her flowers and does a ton of stuff for her!
Carson: What a simp.
Mike: Its not a bad thing? He's treating his girl as he should.
Carson: What a simp.
Mike: Its not a bad thing? He's treating his girl as he should.
by Forever it 8 August 6, 2020
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Get the Simpe mug.a shameful, pathetic one of the usual male species, but the term is for both of kind.
the simp species partakes in the actions of the simping ritual by wasting their money and failing to pursue the love interest. usually, the interest takes awareness of the ritual. to a simp, it is not easy to simply get over the love interest. a simp does the ritual and stays pathetic until he may or may not realize.
the simp species partakes in the actions of the simping ritual by wasting their money and failing to pursue the love interest. usually, the interest takes awareness of the ritual. to a simp, it is not easy to simply get over the love interest. a simp does the ritual and stays pathetic until he may or may not realize.
by ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ i drink milk ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ January 6, 2021
Get the simp mug.Lil bitch who talks to girls for three months but is too scared to hold hands. Rejects hot girls because his heart aches for true love, but he won't get any because he's a simp. Always with the shawty (not actually his shawty). He kinda cute do 😳😳😳
by Anna and Lucas December 13, 2019
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