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mad shrek

are you mad shrek
yes
by rybreadddd December 27, 2023
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Doing a Shrek

A phrase that implies you're going to crash a wedding. Is a reference to the first Shrek film where Shrek dramatically ruins Lord Farquaad and Fiona's wedding.
"Buckle up, Millie! We're doing a Shrek!" - Blitz from Helluva Boss (EXES AND OOHS // S2: Episode 3)
by RudyisMoody February 2, 2024
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Shrek

an unusual, unearthly being who is attracted to the certain animal of the donkey species. They like to visit their slumber alot, this is a person with a fat ass and no big bum bitches.
" i love it when you shrek so hard (very hard) on me. " " my shrek is very glazed and juicy, can you feel the sensations? " "my shrek gets full and fat when you vibrate on it" "can you shrek on me? (UwU) "
by hugobugorizzyler November 2, 2023
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Shrek yourself

When you don’t want to say “fuck” or “shit yourself” and they still want to have some layers in them.
Shrek yourself! You’re a piece of Shrek!
by ShrekLord9871 November 16, 2023
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Hunky shrek stole my liver

hey hunky shrek!
Hunky shrek stole my liver
a
by rhmpe December 20, 2022
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Shrek

lord fuckwad is extra freaky for fiona, but shrek the almighty dont take shit lighly he bitch slaps fuckwad at the wedding cuz shrek has infite rizz like that. i live for shrek, i worship him every day and pray that i get his hunkyness and rizz. shrek is love shrek is life
shrek is daddy, shrek is my daddy, not yours
by SHREKS SEXY SON December 31, 2022
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shrek

shrek is my husband and lord. he knows me so well. shrek is our god, if you do not worship our savior… you shalt by crossed by the monkey cotton picker named ice cube. he will in fact rock your stuff.
Gangsta 1: DUDE- do you know my boyfriend… shrek?

Gangsta 2: that is gay.

Gangsta 1: no…….
by shrek my bf December 31, 2022
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