by Miiskiki February 26, 2021
Get the Blu shromp mug.a. Any of various small, chiefly marine decapod crustaceans of the suborder Natantia, many species of which are edible, having a compressed or elongated body with a well-developed abdomen, long legs and antennae, and a long spinelike projection of the carapace.
b. Any of various similar crustaceans, such as certain isopods and amphipods.
b. Any of various similar crustaceans, such as certain isopods and amphipods.
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The lone brother from the ghetto who enrolled at the junior college for a semester and then disappeared after only the first week of class.
by Goat1000 May 29, 2007
Get the Scrimpleton mug.1. A woman of negotiable services of intimacy (see prostitute)
2. The sound believed by renowned theoretical physicists to be made when a particularly fat person (say, 250 lbs.+) is running with a box containing a large sponge cake (the cake must be sponge for the desired effect) then drops said cake box in their haste and, due to their unwieldly momentum, runs over the box. The 'shrumple' in question occurs right at the moment of impact between their foot and the top of the box, then continues for several milliseconds as they inevitably crush the cake itself underfoot. the ensuing panting and swearing on the fat individuals behalf is not included in the sound.
2. The sound believed by renowned theoretical physicists to be made when a particularly fat person (say, 250 lbs.+) is running with a box containing a large sponge cake (the cake must be sponge for the desired effect) then drops said cake box in their haste and, due to their unwieldly momentum, runs over the box. The 'shrumple' in question occurs right at the moment of impact between their foot and the top of the box, then continues for several milliseconds as they inevitably crush the cake itself underfoot. the ensuing panting and swearing on the fat individuals behalf is not included in the sound.
Thomas, the neighbourhood fat boy, was running gleefully with his newly bought cake in great expectance of eating it when, all of a sudden, the butter stains on his hands caused him to lose his hold on the box, which he jiggled over top of with a loud 'shrumple'.
simon ackwayus laughed at the fatty with the butter stains
simon ackwayus laughed at the fatty with the butter stains
by Simon Ackwayus December 28, 2005
Get the Shrumple mug.Forest Gump was a shrimperman.
by DNUNZ January 6, 2008
Get the shrimperman mug.A pompous ass who is so full of himself that he doesn't even realize he is insignificant and powerless
J: Our fearless leader was at happy hour again last night telling everyone on the team what to do, and drooling over every waitress in short orange shorts and big boobs.
T: He is such a shrimpy. He still doesn't realize that he is Big Al's bitch.
T: He is such a shrimpy. He still doesn't realize that he is Big Al's bitch.
by J Scotts December 22, 2008
Get the shrimpy mug.A tactical move used by shrimpers (people who catch shrimp for a living). When fighting, a shrimper may use this technique by slashing the lower abdomen of his adversary. This is not a lethal tactic but it renders the victim incapable of fighting. The victim must use his hands to hold in his intestines rather than fighting.
by Def Dr. May 8, 2007
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