Person 1: Hey dude, you smell like onions
Person 2: That is because I am shrek
Person 2: *slotters person 1*
Person 1: *dies a painful death*
Person 2: That is because I am shrek
Person 2: *slotters person 1*
Person 1: *dies a painful death*
by urmum100 December 13, 2018
Get the Shrekmug. by LozzTinG January 26, 2015
Get the Shrek Toesmug. A massive green ogre who resides in a swamp with a donkey, scaring anyone who'se got the stupidity to set foot in it.
by BubbleBob_ June 8, 2022
Get the Shrekmug. The hottest ogre to ever be seen by light. Correction, one of the hottest living things to be seen by light
person one:"OMG its shrek๐๐๐๐๐๐"
person two:"Wow, hes so hot, I want to have little babies with him cuz he's so hot"
person two:"Wow, hes so hot, I want to have little babies with him cuz he's so hot"
by Tweek_coffee July 14, 2023
Get the Shrekmug. by HerpDerpPig June 25, 2019
Get the Shrekmug. 