Shrek

The hunkiest most delicious man I've ever tasted in my life. He absolutely a monster when it comes to having fun in the swamp. He likes his woman like he likes his onions (white, juicy, and spicy,). Hes the biggest HOTTEST ogre youve ever seen.

Little girl on the streets - Shrek is the tastiest man alive.
Old man - I bet he is. I need a man like him.
Little girl on the streets - HES MINE BACK OFFF.

by Shrek4L April 11, 2024

SHREK

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by MemesMemes April 12, 2022

dragon-shrek

someone that thinks he can pull huns when in actual fact is just being used for his tapper thats fading away.

dragon-shrek thinks hes all that.

by stinawaditina September 18, 2022

Shrek

donkey thanos mario

Shrek is a strong European green gremlin that lives in a swamp, he is often fighting with his pet donkey Thanos. For a hobby he likes to spank Mario.

by DatShrekGuy December 13, 2018

Shrek

The most amazing and beautiful creature to ever exist. Hot. Sexy. Too perfect for this world. Also my future husband. Back off ladies he’s mine.

Female: Is that Shrek?
Me: Yeah back off hoe

by Donya Ren May 13, 2019

Kid from shrek

Do the roar

Hey, this is my girlfriend, you can ask her any question you want.

Do the Roar!
-Kid from Shrek

by Kid from Shrek November 23, 2021

Shrek

You smell like poop

Shrek smells like poop

by Megatron6996 May 18, 2024