Shart

1. (verb) To attempt to fart but poop instead of farting, usually diarrhea

They sharted their pants in public.

by Garnold5808 June 24, 2025

sharted

a fart but wet with shit

i sharted my pants last night it was horrible.

by anonymous November 4, 2020

Sharted

Farted and shited at the same time in your pants

Man that nigga sharted

by Buttercup$ February 16, 2022

Shart

The sound that comes out of an Alabamafan’s mouth whenever they talk about football. It’s disgusting, foul-smelled and you need to shower after hearing it.

There was a Bama fan sharting at the party last night.
There’s a Bama fan sharting in the corner.
Everything that comes out of a Bama fan’s mouth is pure shart.

by Auntskerry November 24, 2018

Shart in mart

"Shart in mart" is to Americans what "poo in the loo" is to Indians.

Created on 4chan to mock yankees, especially self-important ones, lest they forget theirs is a culture where people publicly shart themselves in the supermarket out of sheer, concentrated sloth.

">eurofags and pajeets force a meme together to pretend they're better than the USA"
">amerifags shart in mart together to pretend they're better at pooing in the loo"

by a sentient bag of goon March 1, 2025

warm sharts

When you try to fart but some shit comes out of your ass and its warm

I have warm sharts in my pants

by Real definer36 February 1, 2017

shart squeeze

A stock market short squeeze of epic proportions that makes career short sellers shit their pants.

Edgar: Hey Darvid! How is the stock trading going?
Darvid: Not to good man! I opened a short position in GameStop about a week ago because I thought they were going to go bankrupt soon. I turned on my computer a few days later to check my portfolio and I immediately shit my pants because that position had lost like 2000%! Man that was a real shart squeeze!

by Johnswiecki January 30, 2021