Sexy Toast

Just toast

Do you want something to eat?
Yes, I'll have some sexy toast please.

by Sparky Owl September 29, 2011

Sexy Oops

Unintentionally bringing about your own demise, through autoerotic activity.

Originally, David was thought to have killed himself, but it turns out it was just a sexy oops.

by _Irene_Adler December 7, 2010

Sexy Owl

When having fornicating from behind, pull the girls head round to face you so she is in pain.

Niall's bitch loves having her head turned to face him making her a sexy owl!

"Dude I made a girl a sexy owl last night"

by Dr Hosslehoff November 21, 2012

Sexi Wexi

(n.) An apparition which requires no soul to operate. Usually takes the form of a human woman, but has been known to transfigure into other forms such as the ones seen during the Salem Witchcraft trials that resembled the devil.

If caught alone with such a creature do not look it in the eyes for it uses them as a portal from which it derives your soul.

When I was walking in the woods I became cognizant of a chilling presence in front of me, it was a Sexi Wexi and proceeded to eat my heart with a crudely made spork.

by reluctantfollower November 16, 2009

sexy monster

variation of sexy beast

n. so sexy that thing being described can only be referred to as a monster.

damn.. i'm a sexy monster. i'm sorry.. so sexy

by akoni February 15, 2004

sexy milk

When the animal (specifically a badger) has a bag of his own "mess" and its shot up into the cave of bears and the bears are known as DA BEARS WHO ATE YO ASS And when you finally cleaned it out mr potato head ripped off yor nose and stuffed it in the drain And he finds the man GOOKALEE who hunts a tit full of baby dung and then all of the people in the barn yelled hooray and that was the end to a nice weekend in laguna beach <3

Omg! that man had a life a sexy milk im telling you! dayum!

by looly boi africa November 15, 2010

Sexy Constipation

Adjective.

A word used to describe a certain spencies fb profile picture aka hair poof + uber makeup + confused horny face = sexy constipation.

Waldo: Hey dude, u see Sumo's profile pic?
Gregorio: Yeah, total sexy constipation!

by TheGingerMuffin January 9, 2011