bagged salad

Literally anything and everything is bagged salad. Used to describe everything.

"That's bagged salad, brah."

by TwinkieToaster1 April 27, 2014

frogeye salad

The best thing to ever come out of Utah. Contains small pellet sized pasta, cool whip, mandarin oranges, pineapple, mini marshmallows, and a list of other secret ingredients that make it the shiznit. It is associated with hasty bowel movements and slight retardation.

"I went to Utah and all I got was this lousy Karl Malone t-shirt."
"Really? Because I went to Utah and all I got was a huge bowl of that frogeye salad and it put me in a coma."

by the clam man June 26, 2009

Naked Salad

A salad with nothing but lettuce in it.

When the lady asked if I wanted soup or salad I said, "I would like a naked salad please".

by Benji Koontz May 23, 2006

kale salad

marijuana, weed, kush

"yo could i come cop some kale salad" "yeah"

by arden69420 February 16, 2017

crap salad

something unbelievably false or unfair. a nicer way to say bullshit.

i can't believe i have to work two weekends in a row. that's such crap salad.

by "the ryan" October 28, 2007

tossing the salad

A sexual act often commited by dogs, rodents and celebrities as an inexpensive form of colon cleansing.

Hardtime Suzy: You better hurry up and finish, Paris!
Miss Hilton: Gosh, tossing the salad is hard work... *slurp*

by Wifey McBeatey June 2, 2007

ham salad

Ham Salad is for lunch.

It's good.

by Anonymous August 17, 2003