Richard A Knaak

A guy, who writes Warcraft books/lore.

Well known/hated by Blizzard fans for the creation of The League of Turbo Mary Sues and eye candy soccer moms {Rhonin, Med'an, Krasus, Veressa, and sadly Tyrandre}.

Despite lack of sastisfaction... Blizzard continues to hire him, much to the dismay of the fans...

This leads to many many many suicides per year.

Seriously, don't read the books. Want a sample? Ok....

Pretend, instead of singing, Soulja Boy, Brokencyde, Nickelback and Creed wrote books. Now conbine those books together...

Now you know.

Blizzard Fan: OMFG ITS A NEW WORLD OF WARCRAFT BOOK! Letme see who it's by...
Richard A Knaak! AAAAAWWWEEESSSOOOMMMEEE!!!!
*Buys it*

After reading 1 chapter

Blizz fan:..... Oh my God... you must be merciful... for allowing this person to write this CRAP! *Shoots self*

by Don't Die August 28, 2010

Richard Moment

A moment in time (or all the time for Richard) where something stupid/retarded happens. Usually during times of Richard Moments, the "Richard" is completely useless. Never let a person who has "Richard Moments" to do something for you. You are better off doing it yourself. "Richard Moment" is the putting it nicely whereas the real term is "Retard Moment"

Me: Go get my keys.
Richard: Uhhhmm? Durrrrhhh?
Me: What?
Richard: Durrrrr.
Me: Are you having a Richard Moment again? Damn these Richard Moments.

by Dawnster July 11, 2011

Rachaelbating

the act of a female pleasuring herself in her friends bed while her friend is asleep next to her

Dude 1: Bro i heard she was rachaelbating at her sleepover
Dude 2: Yea she made the room smell terrible

by Youngkrooked November 4, 2011

Richard

A virgin

"his names Richard"
"he's a Virgin"

by Baddie666 December 11, 2019

Vera Richa

Eva's twin. Just as cool if not cooler. Likes to sing old Wizard of Oz songs. Knows the lyrics, to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song. Very hott n very cool. For all the guys who want to holler HER PHONE NUMBER IS: .......... lol jp bet u thought u were gonna get it huh, didnt u!? u know u did ! lol idk...neways...time for sum xamples of the use of "vera richa."

most of the time you here her name said by other females, in sentences such as "i wish i was vera richa"

by george tayar November 23, 2004

DJ Richards

Dnaiel J. Richards is a person who when everyone sees walking around will already be able to assume that he is a bitch and during his early childhood may have had a finger or two shuved up there bum!

1. Hey there, DJ Richards, why do you walk like a hard ass faggot?
2. I am going to make you my DJ Richards. Go get me a hearty sandwich bitch.
3. That mother fucker puked when we last smoked. He's a real fucking DJ Richards I swear.

by BlueBeacon January 26, 2009

Richard Simpkin

A male residing in Bath, UK who loves AFI and Lara (and Stani.. but not in a gay way)

Ooh look it's a guy wearing an AFI shirt, baggy black trousers singing AFI sings and occasionally turning round to pull his girlfriend... must be Richard Simpkin then

by Richard Simpkin January 5, 2004